wanted for life

if you see your face in this picture, you are wanted.

you are wanted for producing an imitation of a macbook, for forging a driving license, for printing an invalid air ticket, for stealing somebody's (hot) body and for making a camera that doesn't work.

you are also wanted for stopping my breath (for a few seconds), for causing me to go hysterical, and for making me break my secret bao yang regime last night (didn't sleep before 12midnight )): )

due to the atrocities of the above crimes, i find you guilty as charged and you shall be detained without a trial. you are sentenced to stand by me for the next 56 years (given current estimate of the life expectancy of a Singaporean female). and during this life imprisonment, you shall live in the cells of my heart.

no appeal is allowed, so be prepared to put up with the harsh conditions ahead. thank you for your kind attention.